Surreal Tumblr Themes

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on


You make me really happy


promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes


skeetbucket:

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST TOO


officialwhitegirls:

*eats ass with a fork and knife*


flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)


how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.


maddishly:

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you


relahvant:

when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

image


bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you


I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.

Frida Kahlo (via acrylicalchemy)

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.

 Lao Tzu  (via unmaiden)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine


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