I regret ever letting you be my everything because now I live in a world of nothing

college: Why should we accept you

me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*

college: damn son you in

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(Source: elouvator, via sorry)