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geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul


fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play


It’s always great to find out you’re just a backup friend


hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 


vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under


asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave


skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning


despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake


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